a joke

k... this is realli bad of me.. but its so darn farnee!!

On the day the Jesus Christ was being crucified... his disciple Peter was at home... suddenly he heard Jesus call out to him in his frail voice... "Peter... Peter..."
Knowing his Lord has something of importance to impart upon him, Peter ran out of his house to where Jesus was crucified...

When Peter was closed.... he was stopped by roman legionnaires... they cordoned off the area and pushed anyone who tried to get close... for fear that someone might be here to rescue Jesus... So Peter tried in vain to get closer... he was pushed and shoved away by the legionnaires... then Peter heard it again... "Peter... Peter..."
This prompted Peter to try to fight his way through again... The legionnaires had no choice but to fight him off with this swords... and in the scuffle... Peter lost his wrist in the fight...

Peter was hurt... and worn out... he felt that he could not be with his Lord again.... and he was in despair... then the voice called out to him again... this time Peter was determined to get to Jesus... so he mustered up all his strength, picked up a staff and charged towards the legionnaires!

Finally... Peter crawled to the foot of the crucifix... He was gravely injured in the fight... but he asked Jesus... " What is it my Lord? What may I do for you? "

Jesus said to him... "Peter... I can see you house from here..."



I know its blasphemous... but its so darn farny!
I still laugh at it when I just think about it!