picturezzz

bedok jetty, last friday


some bridge near cafe iguana, tonite

here's what happened today...
after work, i had alreadi arranged to meet claudia for dinner and drinks... then my sister called while i was sitting blissfully by the singapore river... reading toby litt... she was crying and said her bag was stolen... along with 500bucks in cash, her wallet, her handphone... so i went over with claudia... passed her some cash and my transitlink card... told her to go to the police station with her friend... and the whole time i was staring at every single bag in suntec city... these fuckers were professionals... they took the bag and went to ck tangs within the hour and withdrew all the money from her bank account...

best thing: THE FUCKED UP POLICE INSPECTOR TOLD MY SISTER THAT EVEN IF THEY GET FOOTAGE FROM THE CAMERAS, UNLESS ITS SOMEONE THEY KNOW OR WE KNOW... THERE'S PROBABLY NO WAY TO FIND HIM!

2nd best thing: THE FUCKED UP CUSTOMER SERVICE OFFICER FROM DBS TOLD MY SISTER ON THE PHONE WHEN SHE REPORTED LOSS THAT "NEXT TIME DON'T USE YOUR I/C NUMBER!"

FUCKED UP SYSTEMS
FUCKED UP!

anyway...

clouds this morning


clouds the other morning


an inspired shot (thanks for navypal)

rainbow connection

i was on my way home and listening to the radio when they played this version of rainbow connection by peter cincotti... and its just so beautiful... if you love it... ask me for the higher quality mp3 version... its worth breaking the law for... haha

Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.

So we've been told and some choose to believe it,
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Who said that every wish would be heard and answered,
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.

What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic.

Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same.

I've heard it too many times to ignore it,
It's something that I'm s'posed to be
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

polaroid picturezzz

as usual... our sentosa outing ends up with only 4 people...
me, joanna, jolene and sarah went to soak up the sun and get sand in our ass...
here are the picturezzz....
oh yes... and i have tanlines again! yay


me and my messy hair


the gurls... they keep saying this picture looks nice


the latest "xinyao" group in singapore...
chubby water babies
(p/s: 1 member just came out of IMH)

and the curtain is down

finally... this semester is on what i'd like to label as "cold storage"... why? coz today's exam was a "betrayal"... wat we were told to study, or at least i think we were told to study... didn't come out! got some other weird stuff... so i'm hoping my extra credit stuff can pull me through... i don't want to take the supp papers... its too hallowing an experience... the thought of repeating the subject is even worse... but for now... its on "cold storage"...

gd news... i won class 95 cartune's contest... got 2 tickets to watch "taking lives" along with the poster... the contest was to name which singer you would like to be and why... so my entry was "i'd like to be nick lachay so i can slap some sense into that bimbo jessica simpson"... i wonder if i was ranked top entry.. hahah..

anyway... hence starts the 2 month holiday... gotta find work... shall continue wif my kose stuff... might be helping out at orangedot productions... see how la... need to save up money... in case of emergencies... cash flow is really healthy these days... wat goes in... will come out...

any case... singlehood is definitely in... for everyone... haha... heed my advice!

well here's wat we did today... this to account for the mad photos below...
1. exam frm 9 - 11
2. went to eat at TM food court
3. watched starsky and hutch... LOVE IT. LOVE IT.
4. played pool... petrina is reigning pool queen for the day...
5. got PLAYED OUT by michelle and petrina... they went home...
6. cher and i took the train down towards clarke quay....
7. panicked when we heard about nicoll highway collapsing...
8. got off at bugis instead to change to bus fearing train shut down due to power outtage...
9. had quesadillas and stolrilitas at cafe iguana
10. joined by jolene and kana
11. had 2nd stolirita
12. kana left... jo cher and i walked to clarke quay
13. got amused by how the turkish ice cream stuntman thing fooled jolene
14. cher got to be good samaritan by finding a camera for a nice old caucasian couple
15. went to sit by the river at UOB plaza... laffing at clouds looking like faces
16. taught the ugly truth about vaginal farts to the 2 innocent kids...
17. went to mac's and had water...
18. left for home...

yea!

picturezzz

here's some photos... i'll come back and write stuff later...
exciting note: exams are over... there's a biiiig hole in singapore... some banglas have no sense of politeness... bah








pic1: jolene, "stehla", sarah, cher
pic2: cher, jo
pic3: cher, me
pic4: backrow: the taitais, petrina and michelle front: cher, jo, sarah
pic5: kana, jo, cher, me
pic6: kana, cher, jo, me

Exclusive Interview with Willy Hung Senior

The Father. The Mentor. The Manager.
We caught up with the man behind the global phenomena that is William Hung. In an exclusive interview, we spoke to Mr Willy Hung Senior, who William accredits his success to.

Hello Mr Hung. Thank you for taking time out to speak to us.
No worries, man. I'm cool.

Yes. Now your son is a worldwide idol, what's your take on this totally unexpected situation?
I am proud of my boy. Everyone in the Hung Clan thought he'd never make it. They all said he'll only be good enough to make lap cheong(dried chinese sausages) or sell siew yoke fan(roasted pork with rice). He sure showed them who's the best!

I see. Has William's success changed your lives?
Yes it did. I now get 2 shots of expresso at the Starbucks around the corner. And I have to fend off the groupies that camp by the sidewalk. Its still alright. Coffee?

I'll pass. William calls you his mentor. What's the greatest lesson you've taught young William?
"Do your best in whatever you do. Have no regrets." Actually I think I was drunk that night. I meant to say "Do her breast." We got him a hooker for his 16th birthday, or else he'll never lose his virginity.

Alright. Too much information. So what's next for William?
He'll be performing at next year's Superbowl half time show. He'll be flashing Britney Spear's breast. This time, it'll be the right side.

Fantastic. Any last comments before we end?
Yes. Simon, glad you liked my steamed lap cheong. I'll bring more over the next time we play mahjong. To those who want to make it big, do your best and have no regrets! Peace out!

Next week... Clay and Reuben... Friend? Foes? LOVERS???

Breaking News!

BREAKING NEWS!
FIRST INTELLECTUAL BOVINE SIGHTED IN TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC LIBRARY!
Reported by Lennel Tan

(Tampines, Singapore) In an unprecedented sighting this afternoon, a COW was sighted reading the local newspaper in Temasek Polytechnic.

Witnesses claim that the bovine walked into the 3rd floor reading area on its hind legs, and headed straight for the news section. It picked up a copy of today's Straits Times and sat down at one of the tables.

Miss Jolene Siow, a 1st year student in the polytechnic who was at the scene said, "It was sooooo weird. I was doing my photo essay project when suddenly I saw a cow walk in and sit right across where I was. I took my ah gong's camera phone and took the picture from behind the book shelf so that I won't scare the animal away."

Religious leaders believe that today's sighting was in fact a manifestation of Kamadhenu, the mythical and miraculous "wish-cow" in the Hinduism scriptures. Dr Weryvoring, a scholar from Bangladesh, said, "It was a manisfestation of Kamadhenu, the cow giwes ewerything that anyvone vishes, and became the symbolic representation of all other creatures." A few years back, it was believed that the hindu Elephant God started to receive offerings, physically. Statues of the Elephant God, Ganesha, actually "drank" milk offered by devotees.

However, scientists believe that the walking and reading cow was in fact a freak of nature. Dr Dolittle, an specialist in the field of genetic development believes that, "due to exposure to Bhangra and Hip Hop music, the genetic make up of the average bovine was altered. This caused an irreversible damage to the part of the brain which governs common sense and mental development." What was once a docile domestic animal with an under developed mind is now a fashion disaster with a penchant for reading.

Whatever the circumstances, whether it was a holy sighting, or a result of man tampering with nature, it is believed that the cow will be back. Members of the public speculate that the cow will be heading to the nearest watering hole along Serangoon Rd, affectionately known as Little India by the locals. Perhaps to do some schmoooooooozing.

finally

gd news: so far i've gotten an A for my coursework for media marketing principles.
bad news: my cheque has not been processed yet! and i'm already broke.
gd news: i'm single and available
bad news: i'm single and available
gd news: my stomach is quite alright
bad news: i'm always hungry
gd news: most of the sch work is done
bad news: exams are close

its been so damn long since i've updated... so i'll try to cover as much as i can with this entry... but my thoughts are very very mixed up now... so it most probably will not be in order...

1. my starhub colleague called... the team i was in got best team of 2003... yay! free hotel rm at sentosa... i'm sooo going!

2. most of the sch work is done... except psychology journals.. which i will do tomorrow in sch.. hopefully can get a project room... gotta finish it well so that can pass the damn stupid subject...
photography final assignment is already in... percomm left 1 tutorial... mmp exam... tmrw last journalism class... the semester is passing really fast... wonder who will be in my class next semester...

3. have been so single... and i'm damn comfortable with it.. i think.. havent had much problem since i'm drowned in work and all... but one morning i woke up and the first thought i had was " i don't want to wake up alone in bed"... strange... had a dream that i had a child... even stranger... ah well... never know how this warped mind works...

4. broke! bankrupt!

5. i need a haircut! maybe get my sister to trim it for me tomorrow...

6. i wonder which elective i'll get next semester... i think i'd be comfortable wif broadcast performance... cld come in useful one day... singapore idol maybe? hahaha... i don't think i can sing well enough to enter... then again i might be puking so much when i'm nervous... scary thought....

7. i have got to start bulking up one way or another... i'm starting to develop a "hatred" for my body... its close to smashing the mirror when i see it... the whole skinny affair has got to end... its getting very depressing...

8. cafe iguana shall be the designated chill-out venue for the rest of the course... unless we find a cheaper place... i like the place.. easy to get home also... plus our insider discounts... bwahahahha...


peace out.

picturezzz

been really really busy with school work... finally had some time to sit down and do my work for kosé today... finished half of it... so taking some time to rest and clear the fotos from my hp...


like freud would say... men aint got nothing on their heads but boobs...

talk about shedding the old you...

patrick! very glam...

eeeee


my group photo essay assignment... long story... read on later...


here's cheryl looking very bored... and...

this was what she was looking at...

clouds

candle burning bright...

like a candle
burning out
the light
dim
flickers
in the black night

life
like a breeze
threatens
with every barrage
of its cold
cold
grasp

how long
short
will this candle
burn?

love is like a malaysian car

malaysian cars = cheap to get... dun last long.. and its so dangerous and frustrates far more than it serves its purpose

i'm pregnant...

actualli its jsut the morning sickness that i'm getting a whole lot of these days... its back alright... vomitting and vomitting... caused by the stress and nervous attacks when there's a deadline... the worst will come on monday... when my class will have to present our percomm biz plans to the whole cohort... and i've volunteered to start with the intro for my group... had this gimmick idea pop up at 1am a few weeks ago... and i'm going to try it out.. hopefully i'll get an A for it.. or fall flat and die die die...just hope that i dun get too nauseas to perform...

i have been doin work every night for the past 2 weeks... its starting to suffocate me... i felt so stressed out just now on the bus i nearly started to cry... but u know the drill.. i cant cry and all.. haha... so tonight i'll have to relax a little... and stuff my face with 3 bowls of tiramisu that have started to change in taste... eeeks...

*side story*
kenji ordered me 12 cups of tiramisu from tiramisutra... and they are fantastic... then the next day i received an sms from him (he left for taiwan for ns)... saying he got them for me to cheer me up... so sweet of him right?

school is going to end soon... 20th april... its happening so fast... next week i'll have to finish up my psychology shit... i dun fucking care if i get debarred from the subject coz its a bloody good subject ruined by bloody boring lecturer like Dr Tay... he's a fucking frigid too...

while putting the laundry out to dry a few minutes ago... it juz crossed my mind that no one's ever fallen in love with me the way i want them to... rephrased would be.... i'm always the one falling for someone first... sucks doesnt it?