Exclusive Interview with Willy Hung Senior

The Father. The Mentor. The Manager.
We caught up with the man behind the global phenomena that is William Hung. In an exclusive interview, we spoke to Mr Willy Hung Senior, who William accredits his success to.

Hello Mr Hung. Thank you for taking time out to speak to us.
No worries, man. I'm cool.

Yes. Now your son is a worldwide idol, what's your take on this totally unexpected situation?
I am proud of my boy. Everyone in the Hung Clan thought he'd never make it. They all said he'll only be good enough to make lap cheong(dried chinese sausages) or sell siew yoke fan(roasted pork with rice). He sure showed them who's the best!

I see. Has William's success changed your lives?
Yes it did. I now get 2 shots of expresso at the Starbucks around the corner. And I have to fend off the groupies that camp by the sidewalk. Its still alright. Coffee?

I'll pass. William calls you his mentor. What's the greatest lesson you've taught young William?
"Do your best in whatever you do. Have no regrets." Actually I think I was drunk that night. I meant to say "Do her breast." We got him a hooker for his 16th birthday, or else he'll never lose his virginity.

Alright. Too much information. So what's next for William?
He'll be performing at next year's Superbowl half time show. He'll be flashing Britney Spear's breast. This time, it'll be the right side.

Fantastic. Any last comments before we end?
Yes. Simon, glad you liked my steamed lap cheong. I'll bring more over the next time we play mahjong. To those who want to make it big, do your best and have no regrets! Peace out!

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