the dinner

try this (ripped off someone's blog)

1a) If you were throwing a dinner party tonight and you could invite ANYBODY. Name the first ten names in your guest list and why.

- Leslie Cheung (its the time of the year again... and i'd die to hear him sing "zhui" in person... or in spirit...)

- Will Smith (the nicest man in hollywood... he's sure to fill in the awkward silences)

- Mr Khaw Boon Wan (see if he's as clean as he seems to be... and i can then complain about my mum's ill treatment by his "grassroot" leaders)

- Dr. Ferdinand Porsche (coz i juz luv his porsches and vw beetles... maybe he cld get me a job as the managing director of porsche AG or sumthing... never know...)

- Michael Chiang (maybe he could write his next "sensational local play" about my dinner party... i would have kuo pao kun instead but this one's easier to get...)

- Bert n Ernie (i really want to know if they are really brothers or just plain gay...)

- Maggie Cheung (i'd do anything to meet her...)

- Baz Luhrman (he could turn michael chiang's play about this dinner into a movie...)

- Bill Murray (do i even need a reason?)

1b) Name the three people who didn't make it to the list and why.

- Kumar (too loud.)

- J.lo (my chairs would be too small for her ass.)

- Colin Farrell (my house would be too small for his *ahem*.)