da bitch

yes da bitch is in da house y'all

today we had to attend the business school annual general meeting... so me, jolene, tania, sharon and faith attended it... to receive our fancy little certificates and all... yea...

so all the IG bigwigs (presidents and committees) were sitting down there... minding our own business, chatting amongst ourselves... then this woman comes up to the front, turns on the mic and starts talking to us...

being more important than anyone else there... we just continued talking until we heard

"I'M NOT GOING TO START UNTIL I GET COMPLETE SILENCE"

and we were like "WOAH GURL D'YA KNOW WHO YA TALKIN TO?" of course we just thought that way instead of drowning that bitch with our spit...

and she went on to "brief" us about how we were all going "receive" our certificates... like she was queen of the morons... commanding us like some hoity toity bitchamazoo...

"MOVE IN AN ANTI-CLOCKWISE FASHION. I DON'T WANT ANY NOISE WHEN YOU'RE MOVING"

project coordinator schmacinator....

jolene said to me "her pants are not flattering at all." i said "she does have big hips"

so here's my tips for that bitch

Kiss our asses, not talk like you want to kick them. You'll need us one day bitch.
Everything you did tonight IRKED us all. Just who do you think you are? The queen?
Loose pants that are tight around your hips just doesnt flatter you at all.
Leave those "intellectual" specs at home. You look like a bitch from every angle tonight.
You should really consider paying us to forgive you soon.

YA READ MUH LIPS NOW BITCH?

did i mention her name?