A politically correct alphabet*

A is an Activist itching to fight.
B is a Beast with its animal rights.
C was a Cripple (now differently abled).
D is a Drunk who is "liquor-enabled."
E is an Ecologist who saves spotted owls.
F was a forester, now staffing McDonald's.
G is a Glutton who says he's "food-centered."
H is a Hermaphrodite skirting problems of gender.
I is an "Ism" (you'd better believe it).
J is a Jingoist - love it or leave it!
K is a Kettle the pot can't call black.
L is a Lifestyle not bound to the pack.
M is a Mindset with bias galore.
N was a Negro, but not anymore.
O is an Opressor, devoid of self-love.
P is the Patriarchy (see "O" above).
Q is a Quip that costs someone a job.
R is the Reasoning done by a mob.
S is a Sexist, that sloberring menace.
T is a Teapot that's brewing a tempest.
U is for Umbrage at the slightest transgression.
V is a Valentine, tool of opression.
W is for "Woman", however it's spelled.
X is a chromosome we share in our cells.
Y is for Yogi for the easily led.
Z is a zombie, the differently dead.

* From Once Upon A More Enlightened Time - More Politically Correct Bedtime Stories...