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WHAT IF YOU WERE A DICTATOR!

qn 1: what's the first thing you would decree?
miniature lie detectors to be embedded (discreetly) into the forehead. you tell a lie, your forehead will explode.

qn 2: if you had 3 secret assassinations (courtesy of your secret service), who would you kill and why?
i. william hung. i've had enough.
ii. osama bin laden. i've had enough.
iii.

qn 3: name a special holiday.
national porsche day. everyone gets a ride.

qn 4: who will you pit yourself against?
russell crowe. celebrity deathmatch. but i'll have a shotgun while he can wear his gladiator loincloth.

qn: will you be a benevolent or evil leader?
benevolently evil.

qn 5: what is your preferred method of execution? (be as detailed as you can be)
this is my personal favourite. dig a hole in between the railway tracks, deep enough to cover half the body. drive a stake into the ground. bury the lower body into the hole and tie the upper body to the stake. facing the train. kablaam.

qn 6: who would you like to extradite to your country (for whatever reason possible)?
santa claus. if he doesnt give me presents everyday, pls ref to qn 5.

qn 7: who will you make your king/queen?
monica bellucci.

qn 8: how many years will you rule?
a bazillion years.

qn 9: which company/s will you takeover for your country?
LVMH. Porsche. Audi. Apple. i love everything they do.

qn 10: who will succeed you?
Lord Lennel the 2nd. (clone)